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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Golfer's Confession       09/05/07 12:35 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation, and Ed fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship. "It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed said to his lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now." Dorothy responded, "If we're being honest with each other, here goes...........I'm a hooker." "I see," Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off." -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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