Two lesbians tee it up on the first hole one morning. The hefty one takes out a driver and lets it rip- sending her ball 300 yards straight down the middle of the fairway. She turns to her "partner" and in a gruff voice and says "Huh, what do you think of that?" The other lesbian nods and replies, "You da man."
-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."