As his wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, Bubba turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.
He does this a few times, but only for very short intervals before turning back to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and assuming that Bubba is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
Bubbad is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"
His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown and I thought it was foreplay."
Bubba says, "No, not at all."
His wife asks angrily, "Well, then what the hell were you doing?"
Seconds before his death he says..."I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages."
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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