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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Re: Just might get Bubba aroused..       07/27/07 03:38 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Upon reaching 65, old Bubba decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby. Old Bubba obliged and went out for a couple of hours. When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied, "Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club. "What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" "Yeah, look I even got a membership card." "Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!" "Oh, great!, now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week......." -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Edited by Mel (07/27/07 03:39 PM) Post Extras

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