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Just might get Bubba aroused..
      07/26/07 05:31 PM

One night, after the middle aged couple had retired for the night, the women awoke and became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He then ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the women was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.

The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

"Because I found the remote." he replied.

Services are pending..

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* Just might get Bubba aroused.. IIFID 07/26/07 05:31 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. Bubba   07/26/07 10:58 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. Mel   07/27/07 03:38 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. Bubba   07/29/07 05:01 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. SwampFoxModerator   07/29/07 06:32 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. Bubba   07/29/07 08:47 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. Mel   07/29/07 09:25 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. Bubba   07/29/07 10:11 PM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. SwampFoxModerator   07/30/07 10:54 AM
. * * Re: Just might get Bubba aroused.. Bubba   07/30/07 11:04 PM

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