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Reged: 12/13/05
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Re: Blonde Jokes? Why Not...
07/07/07 07:50 PM
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To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment building to work on his tan.
Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, he fell asleep and sunburned his John Thomas.
Being very determined, he decided not to miss his date with a hot blonde, so, he put some ointment on the beast and wrapped it in gauze.
The young man's date, a beautiful blonde, showed up at his apartment for the promised home cooked meal, and was treated to a feast.
After they finished with the dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie.
During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused.
A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain.
So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his sunburned member into the milk.
He experienced immediate relief.
The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him with his John Thomas immersed in the glass of milk.
With a look of understanding the Blonde exclaimed,
"SO, THAT'S HOW YOU RELOAD THOSE THINGS"!
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