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Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO The Arrogant Inspector       06/16/07 06:38 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   An arrogant Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer, telling him, "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that field right over yonder." The Agriculture representative went red in the face and lectured, "Sir, I have the authority of the U.S. Government behind me. See this ID card? It means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any agricultural land -- no questions asked or answered. Do you understand!?" The farmer nodded politely and went about his chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Ag Rep running for the fence. Close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets, and was gaining on the government man at every step. "Help! HELP!" the Aggie screamed. The old farmer called out, "Show him your ID card! Show him your ID card!!" -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras

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