UncleDuckin
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I'm old...my memory sucks, but I was close with the Cagney quote!
Try this 'un:
"The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so that we could take as much as we could grab with both of them," he preached with ardor on the courthouse steps or in front of the A & P as he waited for the bad-tempered gum-chewing young cashier he was after to step outside and give him a nasty look. "If the Lord didn't want us to take as much as we could get," he preached, "He wouldn't have given us two good hands to take it with." And the others mummured, "Amen."
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USMC Ret
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Stumped.....so I will take a guess...
"Looter Dude" ...during hurricane Katrina...as he hauled off a tub of beers....... or............. a New Orleans cop right before he drove off in a new SUV
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Original_Al
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I think you got us all stumped with that one Unc
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UncleDuckin
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...Catch 22....
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UncleDuckin
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O.K., here's one:
"You ever take a drink of beer, and piss at the same time?"
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Cole00
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The Deer Hunter.
How bout this one:
"Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls."
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Original_Al
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Rod Farva - Super Troopers
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UncleDuckin
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Cole,
Yes Sir, The Deer Hunter, one of the greatest movies ever I think. And of course, Dinero got doinked outta the Oscar in that one. He ain't a Liberal Tree Hugger, touchy feely kinda guy, and that puts him on the Short List with his so called "peers" when it comes to acclaim for his acting abilities...
Try this one:
"Hey baby, whats happenin? I know what you thinkin baby, once you have a man with no legs, there's no goin back..."
Da Uncle
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FowlMouth
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Lieutenant Dan
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UncleDuckin
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FM,
No, not Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump fame...
U.D.
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wuchang
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Trading Places
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UncleDuckin
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Dat's da one Wu!!!
Now you gotta throw one up...
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UncleDuckin
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Here's an OBSCURE one, kinda fits this venue though:
Go **** (word filter at work!)... a duck.
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UncleDuckin
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Try this one, despite the friggen FILTER:
"Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a poopoo on the floor?"
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UncleDuckin
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"Poo poo"? "Poo poo"?
Motherfcking POO POO????????
Awwww gee......
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daffy
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Here is an easy one for you guys....
"Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. (That's goddamn right.)"
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Original_Al
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Shawshank redemption
I ain't got a quote to put up now, I look around for one and come back later
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daffy
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Good enuff I'll go again.
from one of my favorite films.....
"Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye."
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UncleDuckin
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Daffy,
"2001, A Space Odyssey""????
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daffy
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Yes that's the one! Your turn.
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STTH
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Here ya go, easy one " First one of you sumbiotches calls me grand pa, I'll kill ya"
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UncleDuckin
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Daffy,
"My turn"????? I got TWO just sitting there collecting dust on Page 6...If ya'll don't know, just say so, and I'll enlighten ya.
I'll give ya a hint....one of those comes from a CLASSIC Jack Nicholson film, and the other from a rather OBSCURE Clint Eastwood movie....
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UncleDuckin
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And Daffy....
Ya got me stumped on yours!
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swampy
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Quote:
STTH said:
Here ya go, easy one " First one of you sumbiotches calls me grand pa, I'll kill ya"
Just saw that one the other night gotta give props to Sam Elliot. 
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FowlMouth
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Quote:
UncleDuckin said:
and the other from a rather OBSCURE Clint Eastwood movie....
Francis the Talking Mule? 
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