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Re: Virus' are us. [Re: SwampFox]
      #261542 - 04/06/20 11:26 AM

Quarantine life: A strawberry has 246 seeds.

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Re: Virus' are us. [Re: SwampFox]
      #261543 - 04/06/20 11:27 AM

I need to get out of bed
so I'm not late
to the living room.

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Re: Virus' are us. [Re: SwampFox]
      #261544 - 04/06/20 11:28 AM

I hadn't planned on giving up this much for Lent.

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Re: Virus' are us. [Re: SwampFox]
      #261545 - 04/06/20 11:28 AM

It has been 6 days since pants.

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Re: Virus' are us. [Re: SwampFox]
      #261546 - 04/06/20 11:31 AM

God got so mad about all of our fighting down here
that He sent us all to our rooms.

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Re: Virus' are us. [Re: SwampFox]
      #261547 - 04/07/20 07:16 AM

The rapid spread of bad covid-19 jokes is deeply worrisome.
Experts are concerned it will become a pundemic.

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Re: Virus' are us. [Re: SwampFox]
      #261550 - 04/07/20 09:19 AM

Day 7 of quarantine and preparing to take out the garbage.
I'm so excited, I can’t decide what to wear.

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Re: Virus' are us. [Re: SwampFox]
      #261689 - 05/02/20 12:31 PM

Quit posting math problems on the internet
like its a game or something.
If you need help with your kids homework
just say so.

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Re: Virus' are us. [Re: SwampFox]
      #261690 - 05/02/20 12:34 PM

They are saying that
sunlight and alcohol
kill the corona virus.

If you see me naked
and passed out in the yard
it's research.

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Re: Virus' are us. [Re: SwampFox]
      #261691 - 05/02/20 12:36 PM

Being quarantined
from the grand kids is tough.

This morning I had to pull my own finger.

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Re: Virus' are us. [Re: SwampFox]
      #261692 - 05/02/20 12:38 PM

Quote:

SwampFox said:
Being quarantined
from the grand kids is tough.

This morning I had to pull my own finger.




Oh Lord........


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Re: Virus' are us. [Re: wuchang]
      #261693 - 05/02/20 04:07 PM

Gardening season.
I planted my ass on the sofa
5 weeks ago and it's growing.

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Re: Virus' are us. [Re: SwampFox]
      #262372 - 11/02/20 07:42 PM

I try to be mild mannered, but I lost it today. A real eruption. In a grocery aisle, I saw a healthy young man with a cart heaped with everything everyone wants. Paper goods. Bread. Milk. Hand sanitizer. Something snapped and I told him what I thought. Let him have it.
“Do you know how selfish you are?! Do you know how many elderly or sick or young families need these things?! Couldn’t you just take adequate for yourself?!”
He listened quietly.
When the steam was out of my valves, I stopped, righteously satisfied. “Okay,” he said. “May I go back to stocking shelves, now?”

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