MB2
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And the men who hold high golf scores
Must be the ones to start
To hit their new Maxflis
Closer to the par
The Tigers and the Duvalls
Reflect it in their art
Forge on to swing their Callaways
Closer to the par
Vegas physics and golf pros
Each must know his part
To sow a new mentality
Closer to the par
You can go visit Mama
And get a new diet chart
Sailing into destiny
Closer to the par
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Mel
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Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher.
After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.
Bubba gets in line. When it's his turn the preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray about?"
Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays a while.
After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?"
Bubba says, "I don't know preacher, it's not until next Wednesday in Baton Rouge."
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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Uncited news story...
A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home dead ofsuffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddleshoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create aschoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had thefilter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other endof the hose was connected to one end of a hollow tube approximately 30" long and3" in diameter. The tube's other end was, for reasons unknown, inserted into hisrectum and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explainingthe circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.
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Bubba
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SF , dat one did not arouse me...  although you had my attention with the school girl outfit early on.. 
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SwampFox
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In truth, I almost put this in the "Seriously Deranged" thread.
Tossed a coin...
You lost. 
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67Firebird
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Quote:
Bubba said:
SF , dat one did not arouse me... although you had my attention with the school girl outfit early on..
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Bubba
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Okay , now that does....  
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SwampFox
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Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injector chamber.
I hope this helps.
Walt
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SwampFox
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Bubba
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Indeed! 
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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A young man goes into the Job Center in Jackson and sees card advertisingfor a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he goes to learn more.
Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies 'The job requires you to get the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions.
You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Tupelo.
'Is that where the job is?'
'No sir - that's where the end of the line is!'
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67Firebird
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SwampFox
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Destined to be a classic...
Video: Gold Bond Powder
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Bubba
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SwampFox
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And then there is the Japanese Sex Expo
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Bubba
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Loc: Lemmingstan
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I clicked on that link.I better not start getting sicko popups and e mails!
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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Not arousing per say...
Bubba & Clems Southernese Dictionary
Don't be egerent - learn up sum new wods today
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Edited by SwampFox (07/23/08 12:31 PM)
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SwampFox
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Video: Ox Loves Woman
Yea, I know. It's a bison.
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Bubba
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Loc: Lemmingstan
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SwampFox
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That tounge does look like an alien love muscle don't it?
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67Firebird
Former political advocate
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Loc: Russellville, Mo
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67Firebird
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Loc: Russellville, Mo
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7973
Loc: Mid Mo
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