Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic.
"Try doing it with the engine running."
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Uncle_Bill
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 124
Loc: Boone County
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Then there's the one about the proctologist who decides to become an auto mechanic. He quits his practice and takes a course in engine rebuilding. For the course final, he has to take an eight-cylinder engine completely apart and put it back together again. The instructor says there are 100 points possible for the test.
When the grades are posted, the proctologist gets a 120.
"I thought there were only 100 points possible," he says to the instructor.
"That's right," the instructor replies. "But I gave you 20 bonus points for doing all the work through the tailpipe!"
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