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Pages: 1 Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Excuses, excuses.....       #94502 - 04/25/07 08:15 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: 5. They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time." 2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" AND THE NUMBER ONE BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK... 1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen." -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       DMac member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 2086 Loc: looking for my Swingline stapl... Re: Excuses, excuses..... [Re: Mel]       #94567 - 04/26/07 12:59 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   -------------------- Police say alcohol may have been involved in this incident Post Extras:       H2ODOG the one who never tires Reged: 12/22/05 Posts: 11021 Re: Excuses, excuses..... [Re: DMac]       #94678 - 04/27/07 12:06 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   DMac.....I don't suggest you sleep at work. -------------------- It’s better to be hated for who you are, instead of loved for who you aren’t. Post Extras:       DMac member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 2086 Loc: looking for my Swingline stapl... Re: Excuses, excuses..... [Re: H2ODOG]       #94731 - 04/27/07 02:07 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   It happened once for about two seconds.......and it was the worst scare I have ever had in my entire life..... -------------------- Police say alcohol may have been involved in this incident Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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