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Pages: 1 Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Sharp Marine       #85895 - 02/23/07 01:58 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby pig under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,"Excellent trade, sir." -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       IIFID Bond....Timmy Bond Reged: 12/15/05 Posts: 8076 Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan Re: Sharp Marine [Re: Mel]       #85926 - 02/23/07 05:05 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   I think the first time that joke was told it was Ulysses S. Grant and he climbed out of a carriage! -------------------- Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.” Post Extras:       Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Re: Sharp Marine [Re: IIFID]       #85959 - 02/23/07 08:38 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Well, it came out of Gore's internet this time. -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       MB2 member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 5722 Re: Sharp Marine [Re: Mel]       #86004 - 02/24/07 07:35 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   The Old Man and the Marine! One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton". The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?" The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your answer!" The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow." Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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