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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon : "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in." On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment." Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." At a Propane Filling Station, "Thank heaven for little grills." And don't forget the sign at a St. Pete Radiator Shop: " Best place in town to take a leak"
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Now that you made a place to put them...
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Say cheese....
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Some Halloween costumes are just wrong.
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Many years ago the owner of the phone company where I worked did that very thing!
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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That ain't right.
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Put a lift on it and paint it camo and that'd be my dream. (...and my wife's nightmare).
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Is that birds head falling off?
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Thanks, after that gunshow in Cape, I needed that. The beaver is best.
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Winner of the best use for a Post-it conpetition...
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67Firebird
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Jade? I don't get it.
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It' her name.
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Mel
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She's a blonde for Pete's sake. Do you get it now?
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Al Gore talking more Chit...
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Swamp Fox, these are a great collection.
Word to the wise: don't be lookin' a these while yer on a conference call...hard to keep from laughin' out loud...just got busted!
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Mel
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Quote:
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No, he wouldn't spank her; he'd kick the chit out of her.
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It is supposed to be used like this...
Pitpuss is a f**ktard.
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
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Mel
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No pics,just signs..................
On a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee! "Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push"
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills." On another Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: "We're Number One in Number Two." And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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Isn't that how this thread started?
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Mel
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You are almost correctomondo. I think a couple are different, but I ain't going to read too close. Hmmmmmm............this might be the alpha and the omega of this thread.
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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67Firebird
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I'm not sure if this one made it into this thread yet;
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Mouse pad for men with carpell tunnel syndrom.
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And, the amount was? I give up.
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Jade? I don't get it.
It has nothing to do with "her" remembering her name from being blonde. It is for him to remember her name. There have been numerous times when I woke up in a strange house or apartment to roll over and have no idea of the name of the girl next to me. I always looked for mail or the label on a magazine subscription. Once howerver there was room mate unbeknownst to me....ooops, my bad.
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Quote:
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Quote:
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And, the amount was? I give up.
Do I look like a math whiz?
Most days I need help to tie my shoes.
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SwampFox said: Winner of the best use for a Post-it conpetition...
Jade? I don't get it.
It has nothing to do with "her" remembering her name from being blonde. It is for him to remember her name. There have been numerous times when I woke up in a strange house or apartment to roll over and have no idea of the name of the girl next to me. I always looked for mail or the label on a magazine subscription. Once howerver there was room mate unbeknownst to me....ooops, my bad.
If you have time to read her mail and bang her roomie there is plenty of time fo a clean getaway.
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Miss Bud,
That's a beautiful sight. Probably be the muzzys that get it done.
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Would be better if they would take out Quebec City.
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Not EVEN close!
Tonite WE decided to take the 52 acres, cut it in half, sell the mausoleum, and build a livable smaller house on the land with the barn attached.
Life gets better, even when you keep running against the wind!
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Don't piss off a guy who owns a backhoe.....
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Or a chick with a powertool!
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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MB2
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Bubba
strangesly aroused
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Got what?
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SwampFox
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Doubl e Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned." "Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile. "Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself." "BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'...I just lost it."
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SwampFox
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STTH,
Great beer dispenser ya got there.
I ain't askin where the opener is.
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STTH
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Swampfox, I've never asked but she said it was covered in red. I'm starting to wonder now, I knew she was good but. . . . . . . . . .. . . . . She can't be that good.
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SwampFox
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Just parkin' this where I can find it...
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Mel
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Save that one for Tigerstripe.
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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One for the women.
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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STTH
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SwampFox
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Lysergic acid diethylamide
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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67Firebird
Former political advocate
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Hillary: The nutcracker who is not sweet.
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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I always thought MickyDs was dog food.
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The one on the left with the donut's killing me.
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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That's disturbingly funny.
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Nice tree photo...
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- With my new york brim and my gold tooth displayed,
Nobody give me trouble cause they know I got it made.
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Bubba
strangesly aroused
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That is just wrong!
-------------------- God Bless our Troops!
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SwampFox
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THank you.
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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For reference...
Summer Glau
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Forsythian
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Hmmm.... where have I seen that pic of Slim afore?
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SwampFox
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Forsythian, it's nothing personal.
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Canadian deer hunter...
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Here's one to go with that magazine.
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Just posting Dab's link where I can find it...
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MB2
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Bubba
strangesly aroused
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2:03 am ????
-------------------- God Bless our Troops!
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SwampFox
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I ain't sceeret of no boogie man.
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Just in time for St, Patrick's Day.
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SwampFox
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Stealing that!
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Did I read that sign right? Signs of the times.
In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a second hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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wuchang
spiritual advisor and gatekeeper to the Spirit World
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And thus do we learn the mysteries of modern life
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One does what one can...
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