H2ODOG
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Man it ain't hard. You are turning farming into MDC duck management. 
The gene determines the rows, the soil, water, and nutrients in the ground help determine the rest. All ya gotta do is drive the planter straight and pray for rain.
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H2ODOG
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Vogi said:
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H2ODOG said:
Vogi the Wellhead field produces some real fine lookin corn. 
Better sunflowers in that hole from what I've seen.
I was being s....a.....r...c...a....s....t...i....c. My driveway produces better lookin corn than the wellhead field. 
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Vogi
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H2ODOG said:
All ya gotta do is drive the planter straight and pray for rain.
Dude, everybody knows you can plant more corn in a crooked row.  Besides, shouldn't you be workin'? I'm so busy at work today I can hardly find time to keep this up.
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H2ODOG
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Dos Gris said:
Each cottonwood tree has approximatly 423,954,221 seeds.
B.
Ya but what about the damn rice?
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H2ODOG
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I'm on forking vacation this week.....thats why I got time to play.
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H2ODOG
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I ain't gonna be on here long anyway......I gotta go get a pound a rice and find me some autistic Rain Man freek to count the rice kernels as I drop em on the ground so I can get Duko's ??? answered. Ya Definately. I'm off to K-mart to find one.
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H2ODOG
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BruceCarp said:
corn has averaged 140-180 bushel per acre on some areas.
Being bottem ground it should and I'm sure does produce that much. I was using 100 bushel/acre as a starting point.
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a damn wood chuck could chuck wood?
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griffin
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I don't know nothing about numbers of kernels of corn....but if I may add this to the discussion.....the back tool area on a Honda Rancher will hold approximately 23150 soybeans.......just ask my goddamn kid!!!  
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Vogi
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griffin said:
I don't know nothing about numbers of kernels of corn....but if I may add this to the discussion.....the back tool area on a Honda Rancher will hold approximately 23150 soybeans.......just ask my goddamn kid!!!
griffin
Given an average bean count of 2600 beans per pound.... screw the math. You have about $.94 worth of beans in there. 
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Pioneer
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Just to help the situation there is 80,000 kernels in a bag of seed corn. So on an average of 26,000 to 30,000 seeds per acre a bag will plant about 3 acres.
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griffin
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Well.....yeah......that was a HUGE help.
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DADAKOTA
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Who the fork gives a flying chit about all this. Go kill some forking ducks. Dog - Head to Nawlins and brang me back some frimp.
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LeeinMo
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Reged: 12/14/05
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But what about the damn Geese, let alone the snows and blues? They surely can eat a few ears of corn in a day.... 
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H2ODOG
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Haven't you heard.....duck season is over. There's 1/2 million mallards in the northern Duck Parks and we can't kill em. Just loafing eatin corn and waiting for a good south wind. The other duck parks got about 100,000 but they only let about 250 chosen people a day hunt at all of em.
2.5 million mallards in the flyway roughly and we got 1/4 of em in MOMO during the winter months at Duck Parks but a lucky 7-800 people get to hunt em each day. 800 people on average a day hunting 600,000 ducks on CA's. Makes sense to me. Its good to see MDC maximizing the resource. :rolleyes:
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H2ODOG
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Tard....what Snows and dark geese at Eagle Bluffs.
DA.....Fork Nawlins. Was there last week and I still hate that place. White frimps not good right now. Wait till Spring.
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FeetDown
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huntoften
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2 acres of flooded standing corn at Eagle Bluffs in the refuge...that sounds about right. The total acreage for the whole state was less than 300. Now how in the heck can you complain about a measly 300 acres in the ENTIRE STATE?
As for the hunting pools being refuges after 1:00...they really don't turn into refuge until 2:00 or later when all the hunters get out of them. That means 3 hours of daylight for these areas to rest birds. Doesn't Arkansas close most areas at noon? Hunting ducks until dark...especially in a wade/shoot situation is a recipe for blowing birds out of the area unless you have huge amounts of acreage for the birds to avoid the pressure somehow.
I've shot exactly 0 birds out of a corn field the entire year. Give me flooded smart weed any day over that yellow crap! We busted 300 mallards out of a pothole of smartweed on COE ground yesterday morning around 11:00. The place was visible from a state highway and 25 yards off of a gravel road...less than 5 miles from two major managed CA's to boot! Didn't need a draw for that hunt!
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H2ODOG
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I've shot exactly 0 birds out of a corn field the entire year.
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griffin
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huntoften said:
We busted 300 mallards out of a pothole of smartweed on COE ground yesterday morning around 11:00. The place was visible from a state highway and 25 yards off of a gravel road...less than 5 miles from two major managed CA's to boot! Didn't need a draw for that hunt!
Try that on the East side of the state you forking HOMER!!
One thing about you, Jack Horner.......you know your corner.
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H2ODOG
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duko™
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griffin said:
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huntoften said:
We busted 300 mallards out of a pothole of smartweed on COE ground yesterday morning around 11:00. The place was visible from a state highway and 25 yards off of a gravel road...less than 5 miles from two major managed CA's to boot! Didn't need a draw for that hunt!
Try that on the East side of the state you forking HOMER!!
One thing about you, Jack Horner.......you know your corner.
griffin
dude, yer fuggin ate up!
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