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Pages: 1 Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Life in Minnesota       #62716 - 10/09/06 05:14 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry,put a roast in the oven, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. "Goodness, it's hotter dan hell toaday." She mused to herself as she walked down Main Street . She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer." "Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked. Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?"! -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       crossbar member Reged: 12/25/05 Posts: 67 Loc: Jackson Mo. Re: Life in Minnesota [Re: Mel]       #62823 - 10/10/06 09:53 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Thats funny. I was born in central Minnesooota. Escaped in 1975. There was a girl in my home town, she drank Bud: her pants would fall off. Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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