wuchang
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Got this off the mallardclub site--originally posted by Uncle Duckin
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "He's probably duckhunting with his buddies."
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Mel
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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Treed
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"I didn't -- I swear I didn't -- get into politics to feather my nest or feather my friends' nests." -- Bush Jr., in the Houston Chronicle
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Sergeant
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Come on Treed that's worth more than one
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"Just the minute the FBI begins making recommendations on what should be done with its information, it becomes a Gestapo." J. Edgar Hoover
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Treed
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I had to take a leak! 
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"I didn't -- I swear I didn't -- get into politics to feather my nest or feather my friends' nests." -- Bush Jr., in the Houston Chronicle
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USMC Ret
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That's funny as hell
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