fish
senior member - literally
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 2464
Loc: Kingdom of Callaway
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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother!!! 
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Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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BruceCarp
member
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 802
Loc: central MO
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fish, that was good! tell the boss hello!!
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crappie fisherman & waterfowl hunter
retired Army
But wait a minute I think I have another bite!!!!
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fish
senior member - literally
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 2464
Loc: Kingdom of Callaway
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She'll be home shortly an I'll be sure to tell her you said hey  Took a day of R&R just because I could. Stayed home an didn't do chit... 
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H2ODOG
the one who never tires
Reged: 12/22/05
Posts: 11021
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Quote:
fish said:
She'll be home shortly an I'll be sure to tell her you said hey Took a day of R&R just because I could. Stayed home an didn't do chit...
How's that any different than being at work?? 
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It’s better to be hated for who you are, instead of loved for who you aren’t.
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