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Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8076
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But
let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for taco seasoning would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no!"
"Well how about if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
"Well then why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I ask for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Umm..because you're at HOME DEPOT."
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7976
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Whackattack
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 2554
Loc: Farmington, Mo
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boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hissssssssssssss!
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Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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