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New take on an old joke
      #47629 - 07/13/06 10:17 AM

Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together
and discussing the successful surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident,
I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed
a command concert performance for the
Queen of England and her court."

One of the others said. "That's nothing.
A young man lost an arm and both legs
in a horrific accident, I reattached them,
and 2 years later he won a gold medal
in field events in the Olympic games."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine
and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on
into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
All I had left to work with was the woman's
blonde hair and the horse's ass and brain.
But I was able to put them all together and now
she's a senator from New York looking at the presidency.

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Re: New take on an old joke [Re: IIFID]
      #47632 - 07/13/06 10:31 AM

How true. No one could be born that much of an ass.

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