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Pages: 1 IIFID Bond....Timmy Bond Reged: 12/15/05 Posts: 8076 Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan How to tell the sex of a fly.       #40466 - 05/12/06 10:45 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband dressed in camo stalking around with a fly swatter. Knowing he was an avid hunter, and knowing that nothing was currently in season, she figured he was going through hunting withdrawal. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh yeah. Are you killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "3 Males and 2 females huh? How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." -------------------- Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.” Post Extras:       Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Re: How to tell the sex of a fly. [Re: IIFID]       #40500 - 05/12/06 01:57 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Shucks!!! I thought you were going to tell us how to hold their little legs apart. -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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