Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS!!
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7976
Loc: Mid Mo
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80 year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home holding her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight !!!"
An elderly gentlemen in the rear of the room says, "An Elephant?"
Bessie thinks for a minute and shouts out, "CLOSE ENOUGH !!"
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7976
Loc: Mid Mo
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A little old lady was walking up and down the halls of the nursing home flipping up the hem of her nightgown saying "Supersex, Supersex" !! She went up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipped up her grown at him and said, "Supersex" !
The old man sat silently for a moment or two and then replied, "I'll take the soup".
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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