A confident guy walks into a bar and promptly seats himself next to an attractive woman. They smile at each other (and so some of the ice is broken!)
The guy keeps glancing at his watch. The lady says, teasingly: " Your date running late?"
The guy says: " No, I was checking the time on my state of the art watch"
The lady is intrigued by the idea of a "state of the art" watch and asks how it works.
The guy says: " It receives alpha telepathic waves and I always know what will happen in future, an hour ahead.
The lady asks him to explain. The guy says: " Well, take you for instance. I know you aren't wearing panties".
The lady giggles: " Well, your watch must be out of order. I AM wearing panties".
The guy says: " Damn! It's running fast again".
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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