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Pages: 1 Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Einstein       #27247 - 02/25/06 04:50 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Einstein A few weeks from now will be the anniversary of Albert Einstein's birthday. He was born March 14, 1879. Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection. It is called: Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty. Mel -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       IIFID Bond....Timmy Bond Reged: 12/15/05 Posts: 8076 Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan Re: Einstein [Re: Mel]       #27459 - 02/27/06 11:12 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   GROOOAANNNN -------------------- Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.” Post Extras:       BruceCarp member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 802 Loc: central MO Re: Einstein [Re: IIFID]       #27591 - 02/27/06 06:19 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Bad, but i still was fooled! -------------------- crappie fisherman & waterfowl hunter retired Army But wait a minute I think I have another bite!!!! Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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