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Pages: 1 wuchang spiritual advisor and gatekeeper to the Spirit World Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 5287 Loc: uphill There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...       #252443 - 04/29/16 05:15 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   For example... A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi, sweetheart," he says. "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?" Post Extras:       redleg Enzyte - one a day! Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 6002483 Loc: Big Rock Candy Mountain Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... [Re: wuchang]       #252534 - 05/09/16 10:03 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Dayum that is funny -------------------- A gun is like a parachute, if you need one and don't have one, you'll prolly never need one again. Post Extras:       Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... [Re: redleg]       #253199 - 08/15/16 02:10 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   I love it. -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7976 Loc: Mid Mo Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... [Re: Mel]       #253740 - 10/06/16 06:03 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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