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Pages: 1 halfasmuch action hero Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 4349 Loc: Upper Oakville For retired school teachers and the like       #244113 - 04/28/14 06:39 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man replies, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?" -------------------- The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. -Albert Einstein Post Extras:       Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Re: For retired school teachers and the like [Re: halfasmuch]       #244115 - 04/28/14 10:10 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Bwaahahahahahahahaha!!! -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       Mac Birding Moderator Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 3379 Loc: The Great State of Nebraskey Re: For retired school teachers and the like [Re: Mel]       #244124 - 04/28/14 07:25 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Good one!!! Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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