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Pages: 1 Sergeant member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 67 Loc: Mainstreet,MarkTwain Forest Down by the River       #2437 - 12/16/05 09:48 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river. Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River." -------------------- "Just the minute the FBI begins making recommendations on what should be done with its information, it becomes a Gestapo." J. Edgar Hoover Post Extras:       Fudd..Elmer Fudd member Reged: 12/19/05 Posts: 47 Loc: Mo. Re: Down by the River [Re: Sergeant]       #4511 - 12/21/05 01:36 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Old but alsways funny, Thanks -------------------- Goin huntin, yep, yep goin to get me that wascly wabbit. Post Extras:       Fudd..Elmer Fudd member Reged: 12/19/05 Posts: 47 Loc: Mo. Re: Down by the River [Re: Fudd..Elmer Fudd]       #4513 - 12/21/05 01:37 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   I spell like I been down to the river. -------------------- Goin huntin, yep, yep goin to get me that wascly wabbit. Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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