fish
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Reged: 12/14/05
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Loc: Kingdom of Callaway
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The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens that he kept in a hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing!!!
The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village, so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During mass he asked the congregation "Has anyone got a cock?" All the men stood up.
"No, no" he said "that wasn't what I meant. Has anyone seen a cock?" All the women stood up.
"No, no, no" he said "that wasn't what I meant. Has anyone seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up.
"No, no, no, no" he said "that wasn't what I meant. "Has anyone seen MY cock?" All the nuns, three alter boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
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Finster
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Reged: 12/17/05
Posts: 10
Loc: Hikone, Shiga, Japan
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That was a horrible, HORRIBLE joke. 
I started chuckling at "The priest in small Irish village loved the cock..."
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fish
senior member - literally
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Posts: 2464
Loc: Kingdom of Callaway
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I hope I remembered to log off up there 
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Mel
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Quote:
fish said:
I hope I remembered to log off up there
You'll find out if the bills start rolling in. 
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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Finster
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Loc: Hikone, Shiga, Japan
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Naw, I'd just change his profile... again. 
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fish
senior member - literally
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 2464
Loc: Kingdom of Callaway
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 By that last comment I guess I did logoff 
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Finster
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Loc: Hikone, Shiga, Japan
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I haven't checked, actually. If you didn't you'll know it by tomorrow night.
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fish
senior member - literally
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 2464
Loc: Kingdom of Callaway
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finster - outta here. Got a washers tourney to throw in  Remember I have friends in low places on here 
fish -  
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