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Pages: 1 IIFID Bond....Timmy Bond Reged: 12/15/05 Posts: 8076 Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan The female dentist       #227333 - 03/15/12 12:14 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the male patient a shot of Novocain. "No way! No needles. I hate needles" said the Male Patient. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects saying, "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on, suffocates me!" The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills." The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra." The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain Killer!" "It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!" -------------------- Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.” Post Extras:       Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Re: The female dentist [Re: IIFID]       #228613 - 05/02/12 05:17 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!! -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       SwampFox member Reged: 12/13/05 Posts: 7976 Loc: Mid Mo Re: The female dentist [Re: Mel]       #228614 - 05/02/12 08:53 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   -------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck." Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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