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Edwardo Blade John the Fastman
      #216634 - 04/19/11 04:16 PM

Find a basement brutha...looks like you are the target

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: dabs]
      #216650 - 04/19/11 06:43 PM

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Him and foots oughta both be round fer a second retirement
Only the good die young

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: redleg]
      #216653 - 04/19/11 06:58 PM

Grab a minner bucket Eddie!

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: 67Firebird]
      #216679 - 04/19/11 10:43 PM

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GoGop said:
Grab a minner bucket Eddie!




Minner bucket hell! That ninja is still lookin for his shoes.

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: dabs]
      #216691 - 04/20/11 06:36 AM

sure preciate the concern d1also!!!!!!!!!!

once again the good lord smiled on casa de edwardo & surrounding area the monster cell was heading right for me as i stood in my yard.just as a funnel stated to form,i yelled hell no & the monster cell split in two & headed for hawk point & o fallon........anyone thinkin of moving to moscow mill...please reconsider & come to wright city....how can one go wrong wiff a name like dat!!!!!!!!!!!

gopdude...fooots...redlimb..>>>>>>



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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: fastman]
      #216702 - 04/20/11 11:23 AM

Only the good die young.....

to quote the IMMORTAL redleg....

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: halfasmuch]
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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: 67Firebird]
      #216721 - 04/20/11 06:07 PM

halfie,,,I ain't dead yet either

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: redleg]
      #216726 - 04/20/11 08:45 PM

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halfie,,,I ain't dead yet either




Speak for yerself red.

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: foots]
      #216728 - 04/20/11 08:53 PM

Storm got my arse....blew a section of shingles off the double wide and monsoon rain leaked into the bedroom.....In need of a roofing quote and sheet rock/paint quote to give to the insurance peeps....

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: Whackattack]
      #216747 - 04/21/11 01:45 PM

Here's some roof and painting quotes for ya Wackalacka...

"Frisbeetarianism" is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. -- George Carlin

Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic. Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary

A man paints with his brains and not with his hands. -- Michelangelo


Karma did that to your roof -- James Worley


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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: Scout 1]
      #216796 - 04/22/11 12:28 PM

Ain't never said a cross word about no James Worley, but if he sicked that Karma biatch on all of us because of Griffin, he's a fat, ankle walking bastard...

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: Whackattack]
      #216799 - 04/22/11 12:47 PM

Please do not feed the monkeys.....

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: Bubba]
      #216801 - 04/22/11 12:54 PM

Karma, you old bastard, live with it.

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: griffin]
      #216803 - 04/22/11 01:04 PM

Karma this ,you plick!

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: Bubba]
      #216821 - 04/22/11 03:05 PM

As the blazing fire reduces wood to ashes, similarly, the fire of Self-knowledge reduces all Karma to ashes. ~Bhagavad Gita

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: IIFID]
      #216823 - 04/22/11 03:33 PM

"this sucks..."...an 8th grade student taking the MAP test this week...

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: DjF]
      #216824 - 04/22/11 03:45 PM

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"this sucks..."...an 8th grade student taking the MAP test this week...




You know the old sayin....that kid couldn't find his way out Raytown with a MAP test!!!!


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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: dabs]
      #216825 - 04/22/11 03:47 PM

but the bigger questions is...would you want him out of Raytown???

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: DjF]
      #216827 - 04/22/11 03:50 PM

Of course so - there are great kids planted everywhere - opportunity just doesn't always knock for all of them.

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: dabs]
      #216828 - 04/22/11 03:58 PM

Worthless people blame their karma” - Burmese Proverb

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: IIFID]
      #216829 - 04/22/11 04:03 PM

Wax on,,,,,wax off!!!

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: redleg]
      #216835 - 04/22/11 05:12 PM

Fork on.......fork off.

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: foots]
      #216839 - 04/22/11 05:49 PM

"i" before "e" except after "c" or when sounding like "a" as in "neighbor" and "weigh"

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: Scout 1]
      #216842 - 04/22/11 06:23 PM

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"i" before "e" except after "c" or when sounding like "a" as in "neighbor" and "weigh"




Unless you're referring to Budweiser.



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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: Burrhead]
      #216845 - 04/22/11 06:47 PM

Kev, that falls under the famous "the only rule for names is, there are no rules" rule.

I'll give ya an example: an old lady who worked for me at the newspaper in Nebr. had a last name of Tvrs. T-V-R-S, not a vowel in it.

I thought it was the call letters of the local teeveee station.

It was pronounced "Tavv-riss".

Apparently, when the dumb Norwegians Swedes and Polocks traveled across the Great Plains to settle western Nebraska, all of their vowels fell out of the wagons. Being hardy make-do pioneers, they cobbled new names together out of what was left.


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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: Bubba]
      #216862 - 04/23/11 09:29 AM

Heard a great description of "bad karma" from a good ol' boy the other day that I have already stolen, have used and will use again in the future!

He works construction and has been out of work for months, his unemployment is running out, and has just had a run of bad luck on top of that. So he says to me "My luck is so effin bad that if I was standing outside, and it started to rain soup, I'd be there holding an effin fork!"

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: IIFID]
      #216863 - 04/23/11 09:53 AM

My favorite is........if it were rainin beardedclam, I'd get one with a dick in it.

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: foots]
      #216864 - 04/23/11 09:55 AM

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My favorite is........if it were rainin beardedclam, I'd get one with a dick in it.






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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: 67Firebird]
      #216870 - 04/23/11 03:16 PM

Dayumit foots I spewed beer

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: redleg]
      #216873 - 04/23/11 03:25 PM

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Dayumit foots I spewed beer




Now dammit Kim.....you know that aint allowed.

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Re: Edwardo Blade John the Fastman [Re: foots]
      #216890 - 04/24/11 12:54 PM

Thru my forkin nose!!!!

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