Scout 1
New order Amish - not be confused with Meninite!
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6778
Loc: Where there are no ducks
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Kev, that falls under the famous "the only rule for names is, there are no rules" rule.
I'll give ya an example: an old lady who worked for me at the newspaper in Nebr. had a last name of Tvrs. T-V-R-S, not a vowel in it.
I thought it was the call letters of the local teeveee station.
It was pronounced "Tavv-riss".
Apparently, when the dumb Norwegians Swedes and Polocks traveled across the Great Plains to settle western Nebraska, all of their vowels fell out of the wagons. Being hardy make-do pioneers, they cobbled new names together out of what was left.
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IIFID
Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8067
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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Heard a great description of "bad karma" from a good ol' boy the other day that I have already stolen, have used and will use again in the future!
He works construction and has been out of work for months, his unemployment is running out, and has just had a run of bad luck on top of that. So he says to me "My luck is so effin bad that if I was standing outside, and it started to rain soup, I'd be there holding an effin fork!" 
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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foots
the exterminator
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 5241
Loc: by my spiritual advisor, Wu
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My favorite is........if it were rainin beardedclam, I'd get one with a dick in it. 
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I was born kicking, screaming, and covered in someone elses blood. I have no problem goin out the same way.
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67Firebird
Former political advocate
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 9186
Loc: Russellville, Mo
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Quote:
foots said:
My favorite is........if it were rainin beardedclam, I'd get one with a dick in it.
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redleg
Enzyte - one a day!
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 6002483
Loc: Big Rock Candy Mountain
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Dayumit foots I spewed beer 
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A gun is like a parachute, if you need one and don't have one, you'll prolly never need one again.
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foots
the exterminator
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 5241
Loc: by my spiritual advisor, Wu
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Quote:
redleg said:
Dayumit foots I spewed beer
Now dammit Kim.....you know that aint allowed. 
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I was born kicking, screaming, and covered in someone elses blood. I have no problem goin out the same way.
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redleg
Enzyte - one a day!
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 6002483
Loc: Big Rock Candy Mountain
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Thru my forkin nose!!!!
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A gun is like a parachute, if you need one and don't have one, you'll prolly never need one again.
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