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The Vasectomy:
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.
Before the procedure the nurse comes in and take his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table.
The man obeys.
The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.
The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasec is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating.
Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"?
The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care."
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Edited by SwampFox (08/27/10 11:56 PM)
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Quote:
SwampFox said:
Shouldn't this be in the "things that arouse Bubba" thread?
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SwampFox
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That Bubba is a kinky guy. 
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
Edited by SwampFox (09/22/10 09:01 PM)
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin calls Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she's finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he's finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge and feel free to call the USA anytime. Putin goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, "Since Obama became President of the USA , the entire country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
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TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS
CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape
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SwampFox
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That's not far from the truth.
Just sayin...
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Grandpa was eating lunch with his daughter and 10 year old grandson when the mom asked him "What is tomorrow?"
He said "It's President's Day"
She asked "What does that mean?"
He said "President's Day is when Obama steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have 2 more years of unemployment."
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Somebody has to walk the point.
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SwampFox
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