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Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8076
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.
The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things: A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel.
The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'
The doc replied, before the wedding night, you paint your one ball red and the other ball blue.
If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her in the head with the shovel.
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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DMac
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 2086
Loc: looking for my Swingline stapl...
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Police say alcohol may have been involved in this incident
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7976
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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halfasmuch
action hero
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 4349
Loc: Upper Oakville
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little bro,
I am guessing that most days you wake up with set of blue balls, and probably would only have to paint one.....
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The difference between genius and stupidity
is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
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Whackattack
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 2554
Loc: Farmington, Mo
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Quote:
halfasmuch said:
little bro,
I am guessing that most days you wake up with set of blue balls, and probably would only have to paint one.....
Ohhhhhhhhh chit!!! 
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