SwampFox
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SwampFox
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RafeHollister
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One of the administration's new medical advisors.
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SwampFox
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Old Barakee Beer
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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A funny Obama motto: "A penny saved is a penny taxed."
Another funny Obama motto: "If at first you don't succeed, change the rules."
When Obama and tax collectors meet, they wink at each other.
Under an Obama presidency the IRS will be more diligent about detecting red flags, like leftover money in your bank account after you pay your taxes.
Obama says we should be proud to pay more taxes, but the funny thing is that most of us could be just as proud for half the money.
Have you ever noticed how Obama thinks nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for it?
There's nothing wrong with the people who voted for Obama that becoming taxpayers won't cure.
Once Obama is president if you get up early, work late and get a second job, you will still be able to get ahead - if you hit the lottery.
Blessed are they who find Obama funny, for they shall never cease to be entertained.
When Obama is sworn in as President, the only real "gun nuts" will be the people who don't have any.
It's a funny thing about socialists; give one an inch and the next thing you know he'll be president.
Obama said "NO" to drugs, but they must not have heard him.
Even though Obama doesn't have any experience, we'll get plenty.
Obama's cabinet is shaping up to be a funny sort of life form; lots of legs but no brains.
Critics are telling lies about Obama... and most of them are true. (Tip o'the hat to Winston Churchill.)
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter. (Another tip o'the hat to Winston Churchill.)
The Obama administration respects our property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it. (Tip o'the hat to G. K. Chesterton.
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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What's the difference between the St.Louis Zoo and the White House? \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
The Zoo Has an African Lion.......... The White House has a Lyin' African.......
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have." she replied.
"I've been divorced three times and I voted for Obama."
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SwampFox
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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-------------------- "Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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