Ozark
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 4012
Loc: out in the woods
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O.K., this is a test:
You're riding a beautiful white horse. You're chasing two ostriches, but you can't catch up with them. Then you notice that you're being followed by two sailors riding giraffes. There's loud music, and a sharp drop-off to your left. What do you do?
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Get your drunken ass off the merry-go-round.
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fish
senior member - literally
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 2464
Loc: Kingdom of Callaway
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...and throw the bottle of MD 20-20 away. 
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hucklburry
member
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 948
Loc: Daniel Boone's Neighborhood
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dude must be in britian, cause American merry go rounds rotate counter-clock-wise. Meaning the big drop off would be on your right, not the left. Or your drunk a$$ is sitting on the white horse backwards. 
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Mel
member
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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A blonde would say, "Just wait until you get on the other side of the merry go round".
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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