SwampFox
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SwampFox
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Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl.
He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and
a redhead.
To the blonde he said
'I am the President of the United States.
Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, $200.'
To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was $100.
He then asked the redhead
Her reply was, 'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you have retirees, then it isn't going to cost you a damn cent!'
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Mel
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You know......come to think of it......this isn't just a joke section about Obama. He IS a joke himself. 
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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He does generate a lot of material.
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SwampFox
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Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large.
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SwampFox
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Ya beat me to it. 
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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old lodge skins
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5,000 years ago Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your asses,
mount your camels, and I shall lead you to the Promised Land."
200 years ago George Washington said, "Get off your asses, use your
shovel, clear the land, grow plants, and it will be the promised
land."
Last week Obama said, "Si, Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your
asses, light your Camels. We're giving you the promised land."
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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Hop
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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SwampFox
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Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smouldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was ploughing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's tractor.
"Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath.
"Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly.
"Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting off his tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning."
"The President of the United States is dead?" The agent gulped in disbelief.
"Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work. "He kept a-saying he wasn't... but you know what a liar he is".
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Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large.
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SwampFox
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The wizard of Ob?
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