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Impossible Question #8622
      #172533 - 01/07/09 05:36 AM

Americans eat the equivalent of 1 Million of these per hour...what are they?

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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: MB2]
      #172544 - 01/07/09 08:06 AM

Women?

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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: 67Firebird]
      #172545 - 01/07/09 08:11 AM

M&M's

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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: RafeHollister]
      #172575 - 01/07/09 12:13 PM

Hamburgers... Thank you Micky D's

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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: sptsman]
      #172581 - 01/07/09 01:30 PM

Boogers

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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: moduckdoc]
      #172595 - 01/07/09 03:33 PM

Quote:

moduckdoc said:
Boogers




~~*In my best Jan Brady voice*~~

Swampfox! Swampfox! Swampfox! It's always about Swampfox!

Clue: They are bigger than hamburgers.


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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: MB2]
      #172598 - 01/07/09 03:52 PM

How about, "intelligent attractive Canadians" ???

Oh yeah... there ain't no such thing.

The answer is, your grandmaw's prolapsed vagina, floating in a murky Mason jar of moose mucus.

A lard bucket full of putrified pierogies with bacon

A tin of Malkin's Strawberry Jam

A worn urinal disk in the men's room at the Kenora Provincial Syphilis Clinic and Welcome Center.

Who cares, you're just Dabs' alter ego in drag, and you don't even exist in a real sense.

Go make us some sammiches.


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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: Scout 1]
      #172599 - 01/07/09 04:04 PM

How about Santa, on a Mennonite sleigh!



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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: MB2]
      #172600 - 01/07/09 04:05 PM

donuts...

And ignore Scout, things are pretty much frozen up around here and he can't get his BASS fix...

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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: DjF]
      #172609 - 01/07/09 06:10 PM

Well, good. I'm off to the ski hill, in the morning.

I'll try to miss the snow bunnies, for y'all.

Keep 'em pointed downhill!


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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: MB2]
      #172648 - 01/08/09 03:49 AM

Quote:

MissBudweiser said:
Quote:

moduckdoc said:
Boogers




~~*In my best Jan Brady voice*~~

Swampfox! Swampfox! Swampfox! It's always about Swampfox!

Clue: They are bigger than hamburgers.




HEY DAMIT!!!

I haven't had a booger all year.

New years resolution and such...


My guess is pancakes.

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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: SwampFox]
      #172743 - 01/08/09 06:45 PM

Pizza,damit!

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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: Bubba]
      #172765 - 01/08/09 10:23 PM

Germs

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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: Mel]
      #172774 - 01/09/09 03:22 AM

Clue: Arkansas Jack would know the answer.

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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: MB2]
      #172872 - 01/09/09 08:14 PM

Pancakes or waffles.

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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: Mel]
      #172883 - 01/09/09 11:38 PM


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Clue: Arkansas Jack would know the answer.




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cousins!!!!!!


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Re: Impossible Question #8622 [Re: Mac]
      #172932 - 01/10/09 03:02 PM



Chickens.


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