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redleg
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On ya could tell in church
      #168526 - 11/23/08 08:41 AM

Fella standin in front of a judge.
Judge axe"How many peaches were in the can you stold?"
Fella replies "5"
Judge "Well I'm gonaa give ya aweek in jail for each peach"
Fellas wife stands up"Yer Honor may I say something?"
Judge "Yes ma'am"
Wife "He stole a bag of rice too"

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Re: On ya could tell in church [Re: redleg]
      #168541 - 11/23/08 06:03 PM

Damned women....



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