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A jumbo jet is making its final approach to the Tampa Airport .

The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your Captain. We're on our final
descent into Tampa . I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope
you enjoy your stay in Tampa Bay".

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his
conversation from the cork. The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot:
"So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa ?" Well," says the
skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap...then
I'm gonna take that new flight attendant with the huge tits out for
dinner... then I'm gon na wine and dine her, take her back to my room and
give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long."

Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins
looking up and
down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new flight crew
girl is that the pilot's talking about.

Meanwhile, the flight attendant is seated at the very back of the plane.
She's so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cork to turn the
intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and
down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear. He's gotta take a
$hit first".

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