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SwampFox
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Police Applicant Test
A man, having applied to join the Clovis, New Mexico, police force, is being interviewed.
The Chief says, 'Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you.
Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, 'Take this gun with 13 bullets, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama supporters and a rabbit.'
The man asks, 'Why the rabbit?'
'Fantastic attitude!' says the Chief, 'When can you start?
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"Evil Bert" stalks Obama.
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Ozark
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I was playing online poker just now with a feller in Mississippi, and he made a comment I've gotta share:
"How's one Brutha going to run the White House and the country when eight of them can't run a McDonald's?"
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SwampFox
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Quote:
Ozark said:
I was playing online poker just now with a feller in Mississippi, and he made a comment I've gotta share:
"How's one Brutha going to run the White House and the country when eight of them can't run a McDonald's?"
I'm stealin that one. 
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SwampFox
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Our new currency...
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SwampFox
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What a dick...
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SwampFox
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After all that time and money spent during the election, what actually was the outcome? ......
Another black family living in government housing!
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SwampFox
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Dear Fellow Business Owners:
As a business owner who employs 30 Americans, I have resigned myself to the fact that barrack hussein obama
will be our next President and that my taxes and fees for owning a profitable business will substantially increase.
To compensate for these increases, I figure the customer will see an increase in my fees to them of about 8%. I will also have to lay off six to eight employees. This really bothers me as I believe we are like a family and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is how I handled it. I strolled thru the parking lot and found eight Obama bumper stickers on employees cars.
I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.
I can't think of a more fair and unbiased way to approach this troubling time. If you have any other suggestions, please let me know.Best Regards.
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SwampFox
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67Firebird
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Air Force one;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf-ZiAC5mIs
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SwampFox
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Chicago Police today reported finding a black John Doe male body in the Chicago River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive narcotics consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his butt.
The police thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare the family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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SwampFox
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As a little boy, Obama says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember about that f*cking party, you're lucky you don't bark!"
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Obamas Pitch Tent on White House Lawn
WASHINGTON DC - Eager to get his term underway, Barack Obama, his wife and two daughters have erected a family-size tent on the lawn of the White House and decided to camp out there during the remaining days of the Bush presidency.
The new Coleman Durango 15’ by 10’ luxury tent, which is being protected by secret service agents, was set up with considerable effort yesterday morning by the Obamas.
In the afternoon the Obama girls Malia and Sasha were seen carrying sleeping bags into the tent and as the sun set, Michelle Obama was spotted collecting firewood around the White House grounds. Early this morning, the Obama daughters set out on a hike to the Rose Garden with Michelle, while Obama stayed behind to meet with his new Foreign Policy team.
Some conservative talk show hosts have called the move “a disgrace”. But a majority of Americans polled supported Obama’s action. Ninety-four percent said they felt “reassured” to have Obama just outside the White House, while 54% said the would feel even “more reassured” if Obama slept on a cot by Bush’s bedside.
According to a White House insider, there has already been a minor incident. When nature struck the youngest Obama girl at 3am yesterday, a bleary-eyed Barack reportedly shouted at her to “just use the bushes”. Several knocks on the White House door were answered by Laura Bush who was reportedly “surprised by the presumption of the little girl.”
Barack’s spokesman said the president-elect had already called to apologize to George and Laura for the misunderstanding using a tin can-and-string telephone he hooked up to the White House.
Not The Nation
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