Mel
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, hunting, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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67Firebird
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Loc: Russellville, Mo
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Never acknowledge the weird stuff like that. 
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cook
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Loc: in my underwear
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Mel said:
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes.
Shouda watched the allstar game and been gone 5 hours.A good husband would have brought her a flashlight and glass of tap water around 9 P.M. 
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