Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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NEW GOLF TERMS...........
Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots such as "shank", "chili-dip", "skull", "duck-hook", "worm-burner", etc. Here are come new ones to add to your vocabulary.
A "Paris Hilton" - a very expensive hole.
A "James Joyce" - a putt that's an impossible read.
A "Rock Hudson" - it looked straight, but wasn't.
A "Saddam Hussein" - from one bunker into another.
A "Yasser Arafat" - butt ugly and in the sand.
A "John Kennedy Jr.". - didn't make it over the water.
A "Rodney King" - over-clubbed.
An "O.J. Simpson" - got away with it.
A "Princess Grace" - should have used a driver.
A "Princess Di" - shouldn't have used a driver.
A "condom" - safe, but didn't feel very good.
A "Rush Limbaugh" - a bit too far to the right.
A "Nancy Pelosi" - way too far to the left.
A "Barbra Streisand" - ugly but still working.
A "Teddy Kennedy" - goes in the water, but jumps out.
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7976
Loc: Mid Mo
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Bubba
strangesly aroused
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3828
Loc: Lemmingstan
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Good ones Mel....how bout
A Mexican....needs just one more revolution. 
A Linda Ronstatt.....blew by you.
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God Bless our Troops!
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