Mel
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry", said the first one. "
Me, too", said the second. "Let's fly down and find some lunch."
They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full of worms. They ate and ate and ate 'til they could eat no more.
"I'm so full I don't think I can fly back up to the tree," said the first one.
"Me neither, let's just lay here and bask in the warm sun", said the second.
"OK" said the first. They plopped down, basking in the sun. No sooner than they had fallen asleep, a big fat tomcat snuck up and gobbled them up.
As he sat washing his face after his meal, he thought, "I love baskin' robins."
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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Bubba
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Reged: 12/14/05
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Loc: Lemmingstan
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Oh , booooooooooooooooooo 
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God Bless our Troops!
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Mel
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Were you strangely aroused once again? 
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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Loc: Mid Mo
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We have a place for this type of thing. Heck, it's even got your name in the title.
But, Nooooooo. You have to post this where the women and children will find it.  
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Mel
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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The Devil made me do it.
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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