Mel
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 6896
Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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1. Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he's too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
2. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suc
3. I carry a gun, 'cause a cop is too heavy.
4. America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the mall.
5. When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.
6. A reporter did a human interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a .45?'. The Ranger responded with, 'Because they don't make a .46.'
7. An armed man can kill an unarmed man with monotonous regularity.
8. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. 'Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.'
9. Beware the man who only has one gun. He probably knows how to use it!
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 7970
Loc: Mid Mo
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I see a signature in there. 
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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Hop
Reged: 12/16/06
Posts: 1801
Loc: Now that's a 10-2 Code
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Number 10. Only two types of fighter in this world. "Cheaters and Loosers".
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MB2
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 5722
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Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8067
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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#1 is why I'm always nice to Eddie and Foots.
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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halfasmuch
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 4349
Loc: Upper Oakville
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So pick one with me bro.. for old times sake...
til my knee gives out ... or i get a "flesh wound".
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The difference between genius and stupidity
is that genius has its limits.
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Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8067
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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If I remember the last time we fought ( 25 years ago??)- of course you said we hadn't gotten serious YET, when it was done I was bleeding from mouth and nose and you ended up with bruised ribs. If we tried that again at this age we 'd both end up in traction. No thanks.  
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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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