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Pages: 1 Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Cannibal Lunch       #107317 - 08/02/07 02:11 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... 1 - Broiled Missionary: $10.00 2 - Fried Explorer: $15.00 3 - Grilled Peace Corp worker: $20.00 4 - Baked Politician: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politician?' The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of it, it takes all morning." -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       DMac member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 2086 Loc: looking for my Swingline stapl... Re: Cannibal Lunch [Re: Mel]       #107726 - 08/05/07 11:07 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   -------------------- Police say alcohol may have been involved in this incident Post Extras:       foots the exterminator Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 5241 Loc: by my spiritual advisor, Wu Re: Cannibal Lunch [Re: DMac]       #107769 - 08/06/07 10:52 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   This documentary explains it well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugk4MhwNfiA -------------------- I was born kicking, screaming, and covered in someone elses blood. I have no problem goin out the same way. Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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