Cafeoutdoors.com: Grandpa

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.

"Grandpa, what in the world are you doing? Your weenie is hanging out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" asked the grandson again.

The old man slowly looked down between his legs then back at him and said, "Well... Last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea."

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Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”