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Pages: 1 Mel member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 6896 Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO Fuel Refill       #94808 - 04/28/07 06:52 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"? "I'm out of gas." The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. "Try it now," said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The bee answered, "BP." -------------------- Member DU, Delta Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy Post Extras:       DMac member Reged: 12/14/05 Posts: 2086 Loc: looking for my Swingline stapl... Re: Fuel Refill [Re: Mel]       #94872 - 04/29/07 04:04 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   -------------------- Police say alcohol may have been involved in this incident Post Extras:       Pages: 1

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