SwampFox
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The mortician was putting the finishing touches on Anna Nicole Smith when his assistant walked in. The assistant looked down and the finished product and said,"Even in death she is one of the most beuatiful women i have ever seen." The mortician replied,"Maybe, but she has a clit like a pickle." The assistant looked up in suprise and asked,"Do you mean it's large and bumpy?" "No," replied the mortician,"It's sour."
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Bubba
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That's bad!!!!!! Keep up the good work!
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Mel
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Boo! Hiss!! A pox upon you!!
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
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SwampFox
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I know, I know..
That joke tasted bad.
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Uncle_Bill
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"Come here," said the mortician's assistant in an awed tone. "Come here and check out THIS."
"What is it?" asked the mortician.
"This woman has a shrimp sticking out of her beardedclam."
The mortician bent over and looked closely.
"That's not a shrimp, you idiot," said the mortician. "That's her clit."
"It may LOOK like a clit," the assistant replied, "but it TASTES like SHRIMP!"
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SwampFox
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I'm not the only sick bastage here.
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Mel
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You guys really ARE sick bastages.
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webster
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JJ McGuire
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What's the worst thing about having sex with Anna Nicole Smith?
Getting embalming fluid on your dick!
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