Mel
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Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says, "Did you know that lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"
"Damn," says his Bubba, "and I just joined The Elks!!"
(so much for being strangely aroused  )
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MB2
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The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...
You gotta love a man like this, Humor in the face of defeat.
A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
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Mel
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Touche' 
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67Firebird
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Quote:
MissBudweiser said:
The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...
You gotta love a man like this, Humor in the face of defeat.
A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
I saw that on M*A*S*H a couple decades ago. 
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MB2
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lol Why does it not suprise me that you would like M*A*S*H with all those operating scenes?  
This happened to me once. 
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord, nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
 
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