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Bond....Timmy Bond
Reged: 12/15/05
Posts: 8076
Loc: Nipawin, Saskatchewan
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From Halfie: Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia:
Matey walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
-------------------- Thought for the day; “It’s impossible to think outside of the box when all you do is think about getting inside of the box.”
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BruceCarp
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 802
Loc: central MO
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excellent! backwoods and red have been there done that!
-------------------- crappie fisherman & waterfowl hunter
retired Army
But wait a minute I think I have another bite!!!!
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